DAILY BEAST BASH HR DERBY OPENING DAY | Fantasy Baseball

DAILY BEAST BASH HR DERBY

 

By Muntradamus

BEAST DOME NATION.

Going, going, BEAST.

This is the article that seperates the boys from men, this is the DAILY BEAST BASH HR DERBY. We have not had this article since 2013, but I am bringing it back this year. Forget the past, this is the Present.

I am now the 5x Defending FantasyPROS HR Champion, and I am about to make it 6x after this season.

LEADING MUNTRADAMUS SLEEPER CANDIDATES THAT

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JOEY GALLO

CHRIS DAVIS

MIGUEL SANO

YOYO CESPEDES

Lets Get Straight to it and Predict the Opening Day HRS, enjoy this article for Thursday Games and Thursday Night I will post Friday games.

BEAST

OPENING DAY HRS

BRYCE HARPER

The guy hits a HR every opening day it feels like, and he should continue that streak against Homer “I cannot believe I am still in the Majors” Bailey. One bad pitch to Bryce, HR.

ANTHONY RIZZO

Jose Urena does not have the stuff to blow by Rizzo, when Rizzo gets his pitch. He will crush it.

JOSH BELL

Zimmermann out of the stretch these days is nice for anyone that has a long smooth stroke like Bell. Look for that pitch to miss a spot and Bell will make him pay.

MIKE MOUSTAKAS

James Shields does not have what it takes to blow a pitch by Moustakas. The Moose will see a pitch up in the zone, and he can crush it.

MATT KEMP

Kemp is destroying the ball this Spring, and he can destroy lefties. Blach is not ready for a hyped Kemp who used to get standing ovations when he came up to bat.

EDWIN ENCARNACION

King Felix is more like town fool Felix that has been kicked out for stealing bread from the local mart. Aka, King Felix is not the same pitcher from 2010, and the Indians are ready to knock on his door. Look for a lot of hittable pitches for Edwin, one sinker that does not sink and we can have a HR.

TREVOR STORY

Patrick Corbin may make it through the lineup one time, but a matchup against Trevor Story the second time around spells disaster. One pitch that is a fastball high in the zone, Story can drive it. Corbin will make a mistake, Story will be ready to capitalize.

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