FANTASY FOOTBALL BUST OF THE (WEEK 14)

REBOOT FRESH BUST OF HELAIRE

By Muntradamus

BEAST DOME NATION.

Can I write a manifesto on how the Jets will get axe murderd by the Texans in MetLife Stadium this week? Yes, pretty easily. But enough of the Jets, enough of the Sleeper GOAT Tim Boyle. Onto real Fantasy Football, and a more popular track here on BEAST DOME.

The Fresh Bust of Helaire. In case you have been sleeping under a rock, BEAST DOME is the only Fantasy Football Site from day one to say Clyde Edwards Helaire is a BUST. You can use the search bar in the top corner to look up previous articles from the past. Just type in the player’s name.

CEH was a productive RB in College, but how can you not be when you are playing against college kids with history exams and your teammates, Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson, and Ja’Marr Chase? He literally ran untouched on so many plays at LSU, because how can you not sell out on stopping the pass? Yet to no surprise of BEAST DOME, that magic did not translate to the NFL. I will never forget how every Sheep Fantasy Expert compared CEH to Barry Sanders. Isaiah Pacheco came in last year and pretty much showed the world CEH will be a bench warmer the rest of his time with KC.

After all the amazing work Pacheco has done last season and this season. The shoulder is going to take a rest against one of the hardest-hitting defenses in the NFL, the Bills. In comes the Burger King Boy, Clyde Edwards Helaire to get smashed by the Bills. I call CEH the Burger King Boy because he gained some weight sitting on the bench this season. He is no longer explosive, and he is no longer in good shape. CEH is a small rolling bowling ball, who is smaller than the pins. The Bills defense is going to gobble up CEH who will go down on first contact instantly. There is no way he is productive in this game unless he somehow is gifted a goal-line TD run thanks to the offense, but even then, my money would be on McKinnon getting the touches when they see how lazy, fat, and slow CEH has become.

BEAST DOME WEEK 14 RB RANK #36

Surprisingly, to my surprise, FantasyPros ECR has him ranked as the #36 RB as well. It just goes to show that everyone has given up on Clyde Edwards Helaire, even when handed the starting RB job on a silver platter.