FANTASY FOOTBALL STEFON DIGGS

(COULD BE PURPLE COULD BE PINK)

By Muntradamus

BEAST DOME NATION.

I’m gettin’ so throwed
I ain’t went this hard since I was eighteen
Apologize if I say anything I don’t mean

Being back at my parents home while I wait for the fate of DFS deciding my next move in life. I figured I might as well embrace the culture I once lived with. For those who do not get the lyrics or the title of the article, let me refer you to the one of the greatest bangers in the last two decade. I’m On One. Fuck it, I’m On One.

Stefon Diggs is a BEAST DOME Legend for those who are not familiar with the BEAST DOME Brand. Feel free to type his name in the search bar on the right and you will see a lot of articles. His career went all the way up, nothing could stop me. DJ Khaled roll, but the past couple of seasons it has come crashing down to earth.

With the Bills, Stefon Diggs started to become a drama queen in his last couple of years there because Josh Allen realized his legs were more reliable than Diggs hands. The cold weather made it hard to throw at the end of the season and Stefon Diggs ended up being more of a decoy than a great WR. So Diggs packed his bags and went to the Texans where he quickly found out CJ Stroud is not good at all. In fact, it was Nico Collins who was carrying Stroud to greatness, similar to how Mike Evans carried Johnny Manziel through Texas A&M. Knee injury ended Diggs season, and now the 31 year old diva is with the Patriots. Only if he had Tom Brady throwing him passes.

While Diggs finds himself in arguably his best situation in a handful of years, Stefon likely ruined his career by now officially dating Cardi B. This is pretty much the black version of Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift. Cardi B for those in my audience who are over the age of 50+ is essentially the downfall to women acting with any class these days. Missy Elliot started the trend back in the late 90s, then some groups took it a bit further like the Pussy Cat Dolls in the early 2000s, but Cardi B took it to the next level by actually dressing the part and putting no filter on any of the words. You can do your own research on the topic, just look up her song WAP.

Stefon Diggs is a horn dog, Cardi B is a hoe (Literally was a Stripper before a Rapper), and the Patriots are going to try to make this all work. Will Stefon be part of the Draft Guide? Maybe, I actually like his upside a bit because Drake Maye does not have a true #1 WR and Diggs can step into that role. DeMario Douglas who is trying with all his heart and soul to have a nickname (Pop Douglas) had a nice stretch run with Maye to end the year, but Demario (Not Pop) is really just a slot WR at best when it is all said and done. With all this upside for Diggs, there is a huge chance for lots of distractions and lots of dysfunction. Does not help that Diggs has already made headlines this summer for handing out pink cocaine, which once again I will let you do your own research on the topic if you want to look further.

This video from 6 years ago is hitting harder than it did when it was first released.

BEAST