BEAST THE ODD$ (CLEANING THE GLA$$. OK GO)

BEAST THE ODD$ (CLEANING THE GLA$$. OK GO)

By Muntradamus

BEAST DOME NATION.

Perfection is something that comes over time. Finding the best opportunity at the right time, that is something we all dream of. I am perfecting my craft, and I have a good situation in this game, and I am sharing it with you.

The Hawks are hosting the Clippers. Clint Capela is out, which means for the first time all season we will get the ‘Onyeka Okongwu’ show. We will nickname him Ok Go, the last of the dying boy band breed. Ok Go has a good matchup against the Clippers, on a back-2-back for LAC, plus one of the last legs of this long one week road trip. This Clippers team is missing more shots than usual. Paul George cannot find an ocean right now with his jumper. Ok Go will also have his minutes guaranteed since the backup big is Bruno Fernando who is nothing more than a thick tree strump in the middle. We will nickname him Bruno Mars, the last of the dying Justin Timberlake breed.

Clippers have been allowing centers to dominate the glass. They play spread out, and they also tell their big men to get out of the way and let the stars do their thing. Ok Go is going to paint the glass like Pablo Picaso, he will crash every rebound, and he will play 35+ minutes.

Onyeka Okongwu (REBOUNDS OVER)

Vegas Total is 8.5 (rebounds) or even 9.5 (rebounds)

Ok Go will have 15 easy (rebounds).

BEAST

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