Fantasy Football Haiku: Gronk Smash (Week 11 Recap)

Fantasy Football Haiku:

Gronk Smash (Week 11 Recap)

 

By Muntradamus

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WEEK 11 RECAP HAIKUS

 

BUFFALO BILLS

Ryan Fitzpatrick should have had a better game.
Stevie Johnson did everything but score.
C.J. Spiller had the same problem.
Fred Jackson could return making both RB#2 quality.
Scott Chandler got his redzone target.
Bills D/ST is a special group Week 13- Week 17.

MIAMI DOLPHINS

Ryan Tannehill is quickly looking like a QB who is not in the top 25.
Reggie Bush cannot find running room.
Does not help Daniel Thomas takes just as many snaps.
Brian Hartline got his targets. No luck.
Davone Bess picked up the lone Dolphins TD.
WR#3 at very best.
Anthony Fasano waiver wire.
Dolphins D/ST starting to look vulnerable.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Tom Brady tore apart the Colts Secondary.
Keep believing in Ridley despite Vereen having the better game.
Wes Welker is not happy to see Julian Edelman.
They can both co-exist, but they are close enough to the same player.
Gronk possibly out for the Fantasy Football Regular Season.
Aaron Hernandez will be the #1 TE again in Fantasy Football.
Brandon Lloyd is close to being this years Ochocinco.
NE D/ST is better at home.

NEW YORK JETS

Mark Sanchez always has a game like this when everyone doubts.
Shonn Greene saw Bilal Powell steal his TDs.
BEAST DOME NATION is wondering where this was Week 4-8.
There is no clear cut #1 WR for this team. Stay away from all.
Including Dustin Keller.
JETS D/ST did a good job on 3rd downs and takeaways.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Matt Schaub turned into a video game.
Andre Johnson was right there with him.
Arian Foster was a HUGE BUST.
Justin Forsett looked good as a backup.
Garrett Graham is the new Joel Dresseen to Owen Daniels.
Both 9 Targets.
Garrett Graham 8 Receptions/82 Yards/2 TD
Owen Daniels 6 Receptions /57 Yards.
Texans D/ST BUST of the Week.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

Andrew Luck should have been better.
Vick Ballard is the RB. Donald Brown is not as powerful.
Reggie Wayne continues to get his targets (18).
Donnie Avery and T.Y. Hilton cancel each other out from week-to-week.
Dwayne Allen only has value when Fleener is out.
Colts D/ST is getting better against the run.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

Chad Henne turned into Tom Brady.
Justin Blackmon doubled his career in one game.
Cecil Shorts took a 67 yard TD to the house.
Jalen Parmele is a good one week play. #MJDweek13
Rashad Jennings was someone I have been telling you to trade.
Marcedes Lewis continues to steal TDs.
Jags D/ST was non-existent.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Bye Week.
Getting Jake Locker comfortable was key.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Brandon Weeden continues to make it work with a less than average group.
Trent Richardson is a 1st round pick next season.
Ben Watson is likely a one night stand player.
Josh Gordon/Greg Little/Mohammad Massaquoi will get there’s.
Browns D/ST played better than expected on the road without Haden.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Byron Leftwich is done.
Jonathan Dwyer is the better RB moving forward.
Isaac Redman concussion. Bottom of the group.
Rashard Medenhall was not as explosive from the past.
Mike Wallace should have had a TD.
Emmanuel Sanders is a WR#4.
Heath Miller continues to BUST.
Steelers D/ST did not do much.

BALTIMORE RAVENS

Joe Flacco continues his road woes.
Ray Rice could not get anything going.
Bernard Pierce strict handcuff.
Anquan Boldin saw the most targets once again.
Torrey Smith was a BUST. As predicted.
Dennis Pitta concussion. Questionable.
Ravens D/ST can thank special teams once again.

CINCINNATI BENGALS

Andy Dalton is the silent red rifle. Solid games being strung together.
A.J. Green TD in 9 straight is unreal.
Benjarvus Green-Ellis ate his matchup for breakfast.
Jermaine Gresham was the clear #2 option in passing game with no Hawkins.
Bengals D/ST did not allow a TD.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

Phillip Rivers would be drowning.
If it was not for Danario Alexander and his 2 TDs.
Who is the new Vincent Jackson.
This hurts Antonio Gates more than it does Floyd.
Neither is safe unless the matchup is right.
Though both get better as well with less attention.
Ryan Mathews had a tough matchup. Still their guy.
Chargers D/ST was not good.

DENVER BRONCOS

Peyton Manning owners. You can smell Championship.
Willis McGahee Get Better soon.
Ronnie Hillman is the man to own.
Knowshon Moreno is the Handcuff.
Demariyus Thomas is the clear #1 WR.
Erick Decker seeing few targets these days.
Brandon Stokley stole another TD.
Jacob Tamme beat Joel Dresseen, neither did much.
Broncos D/ST. ELITE.
AFC Champions. 

OAKLAND RAIDERS

Carson Palmer continues to get his garbage time numbers.
Marcel Reece is a Low-End RB#1 until McFadden returns.
Denarius Moore did nothing with 7 Targets.
Darrius Heyward-Bey showed up late.
Brandon Myers is Palmer’s guy.
Raiders D/ST is not good.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Brady Quinn time.
Drop or Trade everyone.
Dwayne Bowe as predicted. BUST OF THE WEEK. 
Jamaal Charles will have to work hard to see the endzone.
Peyton Hillis fumbled.
Do not trust Tony Moeaki.
Chiefs D/ST is on the field all game.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Nick Foles was not the same QB from the preseason.
LeSean McCoy latest Eagle to have a concussion.
Jeremy Maclin and Desean Jackson failed to score a point.
Brent Celek saw 8 targets, you can hold on if you want.
Eagles D/ST BUST of the season.

DALLAS COWBOYS

Tony Romo picked it up in the second half. Should have been better.
Felix Jones salvaged his day with a TD.
DeMarco Murray out another week.
Dez Bryant was a Monster and saw 15 targets.
Miles Austin was not far off with 12.
Jason Witten was typical Witten 50+ Yards.
More running plays when Murray returns.
Dallas Defense was alright, should have been better.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Bye Week.
Getting healthier was Key.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

RGIII was perfect.
Alfred Morris is not playing as well as we remember.
Evan Royster becomes a deep handcuff.
Pierre Garcon caught all 3 of his targets. 5 Yards.
Redskins D/ST is healthier in the secondary.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Bye Week.
Chrisitan Ponder consistency is Key.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Aaron Rodgers did not convert enough 3rd downs.
James Starks 25 Carries nearly the amount of Rodgers 27 Pass Attempts.
Coach McCarthy is blind. Lions Run Defense is one of the best in the NFL.
Starks looked good and got more than Green could ever imagine.
Timeshare is back.
Randall Cobb was the clear #1 WR with 12 Targets.
Jordy was 2nd with 5.
James Jones is losing his role quickly.
JerMichael Finley caught all 3 of his targets for 65 Yards/TD.
Hard to trust consistency when Jennings returns for all.
Packers D/ST played a lot better than many thought.

CHICAGO BEARS

Jay Cutler could return next week.
Which will help Matt Forte.
Michael Bush strict handcuff.
Though Brandon Marshall is the player it really helps.
Robbie Gould okay game.
Bears Defense in a mini slump.

DETROIT LIONS

Matthew Stafford was awful.
He missed wide open throws to Tony Scheffler all day.
Which means Brandon Pettigrew is losing value.
Titus Young got benched late. Bryoles low-end #3 WR,
Calvin Johnson is the only thing they got.
Mikel Leshoure got the big TD to give him a good game.
Joique Bell one carry is done.
Kevin Smith surpassed him on the depth chart.
Lions D/ST stopped the run.

ATLANTA FALCONS

Matt Ryan showed he is vulnerable without both WRs.
Michael Turner saved his day with a late TD.
JacQuizz Rodgers is still a low-end RB#3 in PPR leagues.
Roddy White cannot find the endzone.
Julio Jones may have aggravated his injury late in the game.
Tony Gonzalez did nothing.
Falcons D/ST took advantage of their matchup.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

Cam Newton had his rushing numbers save his day.
Steve Smith had a 20 Yard TD called back.
Brandon LaFell caught the lone TD.
WR#3 at very best.
Greg Olsen saw some of his targets get donated to LaFell.
Jonathan Stewart finally got the TD.
DeAnglo Williams is still a threat to PT.
Panthers D/ST collapsed late.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

Josh Freeman turned it up late.
TDs A Make Them Dance.
Mike Williams did not do anything with 9 Targets.
TDs A Make Them Dance. Vol. II
Dallas Clark is heating up.
Doug Martin had a crucial fumble, on what was almost a TD.
ELITE RB.
Vincent Jackson is not guardable in the NFC South.
Dallas Clark is getting his respect.
TB D/ST is not strong against the pass.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Drew Brees with limited pass attempts, still puts up ELITE numbers.
RB situation is a mess.
Ingram/Ivory/Thomas/Sproles (Current order).
RB#3 at best for Ingram.
Marques Colston is fighting for targets.
Lance Moore made his 2 catches count for 2 TDs.
Jimmy Graham forgot to do anything after the 1st quarter.
Saints D/ST Improved with Jonathan Vilma.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

John Skelton was benched early despite being up 13-0. Lost 23-19.
Larry Fitzgerald has no chance with Lindley as his QB.
Andre Roberts is not even a player to own if this continues.
Larod Stephens-Howling slashed the Falcons.
Which now makes Beanie Wells in prove it mode early. Job is his to lose.
Cardinals D/ST turned it up Sunday on the road.

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

Colin Kaepernick makes the 49ers much better.
Add Him off the waiver wire for week 12.
Frank Gore gets a small boost.
Kendall Hunter did steal the TD.
Vernon Davis always performs in big games.
Michael Crabtree was clutch with a TD.
SF D/ST is still the best.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Bye Week.
Performing on Road is Key.

ST. LOUIS RAMS

Sam Bradford threw the ball 44 times.
Brandon Gibson was the WR to own with 2 TDs. Only  9 Yards.
Danny Amendola was busy with 11 targets. Must-Start in PPR leagues.
Steven Jackson is the workhorse, has low-end Marshawn Lynch potential.
Daryl Richardson is in the reserve tank.
Rams D/ST let Mark Sanchez beat them. In STL.

Muntradamus is a Fantasy Sports Expert who specializes in Fantasy Football/Baseball/Basketball. He is currently in his first season as a Pro on FantasyPros where he is the only expert to have Adam Dunn, Chris Davis, Mark Trumbo, Ian Desmond, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, and Wilin Rosario in his top 20 at each position. Muntradamus not only leads many to championships with his great advice, and outlooks into the future. He is also consistently on the top of leaderboards in DraftStreet. He was also the #1 Fantasy Football Expert of IDP & Overall Rankings, first time in Fantasy Sports History.  To check his Preseason Fantasy Football Rankings Click HereHe also won a 1,000 person tournament in Fantasy Football to qualify for a trip to Vegas to play for $500,000 in Prizes.

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