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Fantasy Football Haiku: Teach Me How To Dougie (Week 9 Recap)

Fantasy Football Haiku:

Teach Me How To Dougie (Week 9 Recap)

 

By Muntradamus
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So never give up on your season.  You Just have to make the playoffs.

 

FANTASY FOOTBALL TESTIMONIALS (2011 Season)

 

WEEK 9 RECAP HAIKUS

BUFFALO BILLS

Ryan Fitzpatrick, getting his pass attempts in (38).
Fred Jackson/C.J. Spiller
Only good options in easy game.
Stevie Johnson quad issue?
Scott Chandler 51 Yards is okay.
Donald Jones led team in targets, clear #2 WR.
Bills D/ST happy to see Mario get a sack.

MIAMI DOLPHINS

Ryan Tannehill made the Colts pass defense look pretty bad.
Reggie Bush needs more than 10 Carries.
Daniel Thomas getting nearly double digit touches every week.
Brian Hartline was Vintage with 100+ Yards.
Davone Bess had 9 Targets, only 67 Yards.
Anthony Fasno saw Charles Clay steal his TD.
Dolphins D/ST having trouble.

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Bye Week.
Health is their problem.

NEW YORK JETS

Bye Week.
Mark Sanchez is their problem.

HOUSTON TEXANS

Matt Schaub was efficient. Nothing new.
Arian Foster had a flu but still got his numbers with 24 Carries.
Justin Forsett did nothing with 7 Yards in 6 Carries.
Andre Johnson got his 10 Targets, ended up with 118 Yards.
Owen Daniels continues to impress as a TD machine.
TEXANS D/ST. No TD allowed.

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

Andrew Luck left too many points on the board.
Still was a BEAST.
Vick Ballard was nice in the start.
Donald Brown was a late scratch. Questionable.
Reggie Wayne performs when Luck Performs.
T.Y. Hilton and Donny Avery both over 100 Yards.
Hilton got the TD, Avery should be fine next week.
Colts D/ST below average.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

Blaine Gabbert put up solid QB numbers for the second week in a row.
Rashad Jennings only 45 Yards against tough Lions D.
Cecil Shorts led team in receiving Yards with 56, only 4 Targets.
Justin Blackmon 9 Targets, 3 Receptions, 32 Yards, 1 TD.
Jags starting to get him involved.
JAGS D/ST did better than expected.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Matt Hasselbeck at least had a TD.
CJ2K reminded us why he was so good with a 80 Yard TD in garbage time.
Kenny Britt led team in targets.
Nate Washington got the TD.
Kendall Wright 7 Targets, hard to trust though.
Jared Cook wants out.
Titans D/ST below average.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Brandon Weeden needs a WR.
Trent Richardson was a BEAST, but forgot the TD.
No WR is worth trusting with Massaquoi healthy.
Browns D/ST above average sleeper group.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

Ben Roethlisberger got below average yards for the 2nd Week in a row.
The Multi-TDs help.
Isaac Redman may not be more than a Week 9 Sleeper.
Antonio Brown could likely miss Monday Night.
Which should Wallace build on his TD from last week.
Heath Miller was more like Heath with 48 Yards.
Steelers D/ST continues to improve.

BALTIMORE RAVENS

Joe Flacco continues to be inconsistent.
Ray Rice saw Bernard Pierce steal his Huge day.
Torrey Smith made a great play for a TD.
Anquan Boldin caught all 5 of his targets.
Dennis Pitta only saw 3.
Ravens D/ST gets the job done.

CINCINNATI BENGALS

Andy Dalton performed well 299 Yards/2 TDs.
He is inconsistent, but he is good.
Benjarvus Green-Ellis saved his day with a TD.
AJ Green was nice with 99 Yards and a TD.
Jermaine Gresham saw 8 Targets, which resulted in 108 Yards.
Bengals D/ST is a matchup play at best.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

Phillip Rivers did good in a good matchup.
Don’t get too excited.
Antonio Gates + Malcolm Floyd found the endzone.
Feels like 2010 again.
Danario Alexander will make Robert Meachem an official Bust.
Ryan Mathews owners have to stay patient.
SD D/ST is a good unit, but not bullet-proof.

DENVER BRONCOS

Peyton Manning is vintage.
Willis McGahee had all of his Red Zone TDs stolen.
Ronnie Hillman is the handcuff.
Demaryius Thomas could have had a better week.
Erick Decker is the Red Zone TD man.
Jacob Tamme/Joel Dresseen split time, Edge Dreesen Week 9.
Broncos D/ST is one of the best.
AFC Champions. 

OAKLAND RAIDERS

Darren McFadden high-ankle sprain opened up the flood gates.
Carson Palmer threw the ball 62 Times.
Rod Streater and Marcel Reese took points from
DHB/Denarius Moore
Brandon Myers 2 TDs did not help anyone. Besides his fantasy owners with 13 Targets!
Mike Goodson was active in the passing game before getting injured.
OAK D/ST Fell apart.

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Matt Cassel is not a useable Fantasy QB.
Dwayne Bowe is much safer when Cassel is QB.
Jamaal Charles keeps losing value with a healthy Hillis.
Chiefs D/ST is looking soft.

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Before I say anything, it is the offensive line that is the problem.
Michael Vick giving his owners very little hope.
LeSean McCoy would be the #1 RB if Vick had the numbers.
Jeremy Maclin 4 Targets is not enough.
Jason Avant 9 Targets!
Desean Jackson one catch saved his day.
Brent Celek had some bad plays.
Eagles D/ST Waiver Wire.

DALLAS COWBOYS

Tony Romo continues to get his pass attempts with no running game.
Felix Jones is a low-end RB option.
Miles Austin took advantage of a gimpy Dez.
Dezy will be fine next week, Ogletree had his week.
Jason Witten continues to be a target monster.
Dallas D/ST continues to improve without Sean Lee.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Eli Manning did not get enough pass attempts (24).
Ahmad Bradshaw did not do anything with his 14 Carries.
And Andre Brown stole the TD.
Victor Cruz had 11 of the teams 19 Targets.
Hakeem Nicks will improve.
Martellus Bennett will be hit or miss.
NYG D/ST gets the points.

WASHINGTON REDSKINS

RGIII 39 Pass attempts, 215 Yards.
Alfred Morris continues to be a buy-low target.
No WR on Washington is consistent.
Logan Paulsen holding off the Chris Cooley project.
Redskins D/ST does not impress.

MINNESOTA VIKINGS

Christian Ponder is still terrible..
Adrian Peterson is still a BEAST.
Percy Harvin might miss a week.
Kyle Rudolph did not get a target.
Vikings D continues to digress.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

Aaron Rodgers got the TDs, but little Yards.
Owners will take it.
James Starks 17 Carries vs. Alex Green 11.
A split that is favoring Starks.
James Jones 7 Targets. Randall Cobb 4 Targets.
Cobb had the more all-around game and is a great sell-high candidate.
JerMichael Finley only 2 Targets. Looking bad.
GB D/ST misses it’s playmakers.

CHICAGO BEARS

Jay Cutler did his thing in a great matchup.
Matt Forte 14 Touches=148 Yards. Marshall stole all of his points.
Michael Bush was outplayed by Armando Allen.
Brandon Marshall 3 TD. Had him as the #1 WR in Expert competition.
Devin Hester/Earl Bennett. Should be on your waiver wire.
Robbie Gould solid as they come.
Bears Defense Best in the Business.

DETROIT LIONS

Matthew Stafford donated his day to Mikel LeshRB situation is cloudy.
Mikel Leshoure owners should send Stafford a gift.
All three TDs inside the 10 Yard line.
Joique Bell had more touches than Leshoure.
Kevin Smith Waiver Wire.
Megatron just missed a TD.
Titus Young inconsistent.
Ryan Broyles had a nice 55 Yards.
Brandon Pettigrew reminding us of his problems.
Lions D/ST gave up at the end of the game.

ATLANTA FALCONS

Matt Ryan forgot to get the TDs this week.
Michael Turner had one of his best performances of the season.
JacQuizz Rodgers continues to get his numbers at the end of the game.
Julio Jones. BEAST.
Roddy White. BEAST.
Tony Gonzalez will have his share of bad games like most TEs.
Falcons D/ST was disappointing with 1 sack and 0 turnovers.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

Cam Newton only 23 Pass Attempts against the Redskins?
Rushing TD saved him.
DeAnglo Williams stole Jonathan Stewarts TD.
Greg Olsen saw his 9 Targets with LaFell injured.
Steve Smith could have had a bigger game if Cam was better.
Panthers D/ST continues to improve.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS

Josh Freeman continues to be a quality #1 QB.
Vincent Jackson got his TD and could have had more.
Mike Williams continues to get his targets.
Doug Martin made people a lot of money.
TDs A Make Them Dance.   
Dallas Clark saw 5 targets which should have been enough.
TB D/ST fell apart in the second half.

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

Drew Brees needs more 27 Pass Attempts.
1 First Quarter possession.
Jimmy Graham was clear #1 Target.
Marques Colston saved his day with a TD.
Lance Moore made the most of his two targets.
Christopher Ivory ruins all Saints RBs.
Pierre Thomas is a RB#3 at best.
Mark Ingram is a RB#3 at best.
Saints D/ST had it’s one good game of the season.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

John Skleton put up numbers when he had time to throw.
LaRod Stephens-Howling saved his day with a 1 Yard TD.
Running game is waiting for Beanie Wells.
Larry Fitzgerald 12 Targets continues, Skelton knows his value.
Michael Floyd/Andre Roberts 8 Points each with Cardinals in comeback mode.
Cardinals D/ST had a bad matchup.

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

Bye Week.
Just getting ready for the playoffs.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Russell Wilson two solid weeks in a row.
Marshawn Lynch BEAST MODE all season.
Sidney Rice continues to be a TD machine.
Golden Tate will take a hit with Braylon Edwards returning.
SEA D/ST could not stop AP. Which says a lot.

ST. LOUIS RAMS

Bye Week.
Figuring out a way to win is their problem.
Danny Amendola returns, not a great start against SF.

 

Muntradamus is a Fantasy Sports Expert who specializes in Fantasy Football/Baseball/Basketball. He is currently in his first season as a Pro on FantasyPros where he is the only expert to have Adam Dunn, Chris Davis, Mark Trumbo, Ian Desmond, Jarrod Saltalamacchia, and Wilin Rosario in his top 20 at each position. Muntradamus not only leads many to championships with his great advice, and outlooks into the future. He is also consistently on the top of leaderboards in DraftStreet. He was also the #1 Fantasy Football Expert of IDP & Overall Rankings, first time in Fantasy Sports History.  To check his Preseason Fantasy Football Rankings Click HereHe also won a 1,000 person tournament in Fantasy Football to qualify for a trip to Vegas to play for $500,000 in Prizes.

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7 Comments

  1. What value does Randal Cobb have in a PPR (1pt per catch) and return yds have? In my league he scored over 30 last week.

    1. I believe I read Cobb has the most fantasy points of any WR the past 4 weeks. Even when Jennings and Nelson come back hes gonna do numbers, just not as much.

  2. My WRs for this week are:

    Harvin,Young,S.Johnson,Amendola,Avery,D.Jones

    and my RBs:

    Rice,Charles,Bell,Rodgers,Vereen,Dwyer.

    I have to start 3WR,2RB+flex….should I drop one of my players to pick up N.Washington for this week? Should I just wait for Sunday to get information on S.Johnson’s status and based on that pick Washington and drop D.Jones? I really would like to keep Vereen as a stash because of great schedule. Also in the waivers are

    Taiwan Jones
    C.Ivory
    M.Ingram
    D.Woodhead
    D.Hixon
    DHB
    E.Sanders
    L.Robinson
    D.Alexander
    G.Tate
    J.Blackmon

    1. Picked up E.Sanders and dropped Vereen. If Harvin doesn’t play I start Sanders in his place and if S.Johnson doesn’t play I start D.Jones in his place. If I want to play safe I should play J.Bell in flex, right? Minnesota is a good rushing defense, but they will give up catches for RB’s.

      1. I would play Jacquizz in the flex but thats just my opinion… The Falcons will open up throwing all over the Saints giving Turner and Rodgers running room… And for some reason I think Jacquizz finds the endzone this week against a horrible run defense. Plus he might get a lot of garbage time. But we will see!

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