Fantasy Football 2015: There’s Something About Kelce (Travis Kelce)

Fantasy Football 2015:

There’s Something About Kelce

(Travis Kelce)

By Muntradamus

 

BEAST DOME NATION.

This article will be in a different style than all the others. Because this prediction from the other “Experts” is worst than all the others.

I am the only expert who does not believe in Travis Kelce, having him way outside my Top 10 in my preseason Ranks. So now I have to ask myself, why am I alone on this cloud?
Instead of asking myself why am I alone, I have to ask, why do other Experts feel Travis Kelce is a Mortal Lock for the Top 5?

FANTASYPROS TE EXPERT CONSENSUS

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I will be going in the tune of Dr. Suess, enjoy.

Why I ask, why? Is it because Experts are as knowledgeable as a Turkey on Rye? Only looking at stats from 2014 but not even asking themselves, who is this guy?

Looking at it blind, you see a TE who came in 6th in Receiving Yards at the position and 5th in Receptions.

But how lazy are the other experts you ask?

Lazy enough to realize Kelce had 5 or less points in 7/16 games?
Lazy enough to realize he saw 5 targets or less in 11/16 games?
Lazy enough to realize he never saw 10 Targets in any game all season long?

TRAVIS KELCE 2014

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Is it because of the snap increase over the final 7 games where he put up TE #1 numbers in less than 50% of the games?
Is it because Alex Smith is so bad that he has to throw to Kelce because there are College Quarterbacks who have stronger arms?
Is it because the Chiefs rather run the ball 30 times a game and could go an entire quarter not throwing the ball?

It is better to go to a mall and blow whatever money you were going to spend on your league at a local club crawl. The sheep are wasting their money by spending an early/mid round pick on a TE who is better fit for a WWE Backyard Brawl.

Mike Clay of ESPN and many others have Travis Kelce out performing Drew Brees and Peyton Manning statistically in 2015?

Either these guys are high, or drunk ,or messed up on Lil Wayne’s codeine.

MIKE CLAY PPR RANKINGS

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You know how last season everyone talked trash on you for drafting Arian Foster in the 1st Round?
Acting like you do not even belong in Fantasy Football Leagues.


This season I want you to do the same thing when everyone in your league reaches way too early on Travis Kelce. Way too early. Same with Zach Ertz, do not get me started on him.

ERTZ RENT-A-BUST

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 In conclusion there is nothing more I can say, as these other experts keep leading the sheep, like the Raiders selecting Darius Heyward-Bey.

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3 comments

  • Ben June 29, 2015   Reply →

    Im on the Munt train, jChiefs put up no pts on the board. One td per game to jmac, one to charles, and one every 3rd game to kelce. U are right about smith too dude cant throw like a Brady, Brees, ext.

  • Dan H. June 29, 2015   Reply →

    Change the QB and maybe its another story. Am with Munt and goin with ***. Am curious though, what happened to the ASJ early sleeper prediction? Seems like he fell off your radar…

    • Muntradamus June 30, 2015   Reply →

      Try/do not share gems from VIP with the public.

      ASJ is on a wait and see basis right now. Tim Wright coming to town does not help anything, Dirk knows Tim from his days when he played against him (Tim Wright (TB) vs. Dirk (ATL OC))

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